She’s a sweet dog………but damn she’s a PEST.
She is CONSTANTLY leaning on me and licking me and sticking her cold wet nose on my hand,,,,,….this is so annoying!!
I’ll be washing dishes and she’ll sit on my foot and fall into my leg.

She is always in my damn way and trips me.
My wife and I have to yell at her or she won’t take us serious.
And I hate yelling.

And she CONSTANTLY has gas…….really smelly gas.
She’s a big giant pooping machine, and she has the smelliest shit of any dog I’ve ever known.
One time I woke up from a nap and she had crawled on the bed.
I woke up because she farted and her ass was right next to my face.

And nobody can teach her anything……..she has shit for brains.
I used to tie her in the hallway when I couldn’t supervise her.
Several times she chewed the rope in half and didn’t even realize she was free.
I threw a bone down the hall way and she’d stop where the rope would normally end.

When she was a puppy I thought she was smart.
I taught her a lot until she was 5 months old……….she hasn’t learned anything since.
I’ve been through 3 personal trainers who finally admitted that she doesn’t have any self-control and thus I’ll have to learn to work “around” her problems and probably can’t correct them.

She’s a hyper ditz in public and jumps on people, wagging her tail.
And people then say “TRAIN YOUR DOG”…….aahhhhhhhh so frustrating.

For people who say it’s the owner, not the dog……that every dog can be trained……well you have just been lucky so far.
I used to say that too.
Training a dog is not rocket science…….the dog has a mind of its own…….if it’s too stupid or hyper to learn and behave it just won’t do it.

But I keep my dog because she is a sweet dog now,,,,,just really pesty.
I’m too afraid of what would happen to her if I gave her away.

And it’s WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moreover when I bring my sweet little cavalier pup over to say hi, the schnauzer is constantly pawing at his face, and intercepting whenever someone gives my puppy affection. Like the Schnauz can’t stand the competition. But there is no competition because my cavalier is such a sweet little pushover. Plus the Schnauz has cornered my in-law’s cat basically allowing her a chair seat in the kitchen. That’s it – the rest of the huge house is his. And my stupid in-laws act like there is nothing they can do about it. Oh, i have an idea – discipline your stupid aggressive, territorial shithead schnauz. The poor cat is now obese and ignored. My in-laws admitted that the new dog is just more interesting and couldn’t be bothered with their old cat.

When my in-laws’ schnauz comes over, he high-pitch whines like a wimpy little shit because I blocked off the living room from the rest of the house. Then he runs around and marks (urines) on my couches and ottoman. Some marks I find later that day, others I find weeks later when my cavalier is sniffing an area a long time (my cavalier can’t mark furniture because he can’t lift his leg when he pees – pees like a girl syndrome).

When I try to give schnauz another chance by babysitting and trying to get him to play nicely with my cav, he bolts it out of my yard as fast as he can while I’m screaming, “STOP!” and all I can think is how my in-laws would kill me, but secretly I would be happy if he ran into the busy road. My cav was jogging next to me and would never be as stupid as this schnauz.

fyi, he was from a shelter, 2 yrs old mutt, has no personality- for example, when he is left alone with me & cav and my in-law leaves the room, he just sits there so pathetically with eyes fixated on the door. He doesn’t play with dogs, humans, toys, or has interesting idiosyncrasies. He just obsesses about claiming territory and his owners.